Best Ever Holiday Cake !

by Rhona
(Netanya)

This is the best Holiday Cake I have ever made - you simply must try it!


INGREDIENTS:
1 cup sugar
2 cups flour
1 tsp baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.

Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality...Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
HAPAPY HOLLADEES!

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Jan 18, 2011
Great recipe
by: Anonymous

Wow.... This recipe is just great!

By the way, I really like this blog, so keep up the great work!


Millie

Jan 08, 2011
Works with Bailey's too !
by: Cheryl

My cat cleaned herself happily!!!!!

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